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[cheers and applause] you know if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card. You need id. You go out and you want to buy anything you need id and you need your picture. [laughter] something tells me this guy has never been grocery shopping. Like ever. He probably tried it once, but the first thing you see when you walk in is the produce aisle so he just walked right back out. He was like, ew, vegetables. Gross. Oh, grosseries, i get it now. One day ill be president [sprightly music] if you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just w...

Theres an organic spore in my head that made me switch cliques so easily. No, you just kind of did it on your own. Oh, my god. This is so embarrassing. Uh, hang on. What i meant to say was, we just infiltrated the emo lair and we torched the plant leader. Oh. Oh [choking] iits me imim me again oh, my god, im all better. Thanks, you guys. Henrietta, i have dinner ready. Shut up, mom leave me alone, you conformist bag of demon jizz fatty. Leave memale announcer formist bafrom comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. The daily show with trevor noah presents donsplaining. Do i hit the ...

And just so you know, we love corporations. Viacom, youre great. Keep doing what you do. Were really big fans here at the daily show, viacom. Mwah, love you. So the answer is obviously to hug these corporations close, and corporations are hugging right back google, kpmg, aetna, lyft not chickfila and here comes the true slay queen, walmart. [all cheering] is walmart gay . Walmart does take pride in their gay associates. As a company, i dont think you can label a company with a sexual orientation. Walmart seems like a top to me. Ii wouldi would agree with that. I think its amazing that so many ...

Lounge music playing on piano singing in dolphin clicks laughing car horns honking thudding hey, move it, buddy. intercom beeps intercom beeps what are you, deaf . intercom beeps oh, you have got to be kidding [trumpet fanfare] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, the daily show with trevor noah presents your moment of them the best of jaboukie youngwhite. Hi, im jaboukie youngwhite, the daily shows senior rust belt correspondent. Jk, im gay, and so is pittsburgh. [upbeat techno music] its pride month, and equality march is the original pittsburgh pride. It has bikers, pup...

It was a day of recordsetting domination on the world stage for the us women. The defending champions posting the tournaments largest margin of victory ever, shutting out thailand 13 to nothing. Wow 13 to nothing. [cheers and applause] thats not a soccer score. America basically won by a touchdown, a field goal, and a threepointer combined. Like, they were dominating so hard, this was their goalie during the game. And its crazy cause if you ever watch soccer in the world, youre like, this is madness. Americans are like, this is how soccer should be i do feel a little bad though, all right, bec...