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I dont know if i can handle all this fame. I mean, i always thought id want to be famous, but now that i am, i dont know if i like it. I mean, i probably cant even walk through this mall right now without people going, oh, my god, its the fingerbang guy oh, my god yeah, thats gonna suck. Yeah, i just want to be a normal kid again, have a normal life, and appreciate what i have. I think you boys are very smart for your age. Come on, ill buy you all an orange smoothie. I dont think they sell those anymore. Hey, cartman, do you think god is going to be mad at you for not making 10 million . Oh, s...

Backfires, neil brennan explains how to take america back, and we find out which profession has the most sex. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets begin in the world of man on this running. Most just run so they can brag to their friends about running marathons. Though thats not why i run them. I do it for the tiny cups of water. Anyway, one man ran straight into the record books. In Vienna Austria a runner from kenya made history going the distance for two hours for the first time. 59 minutes and 40 seconds but it wont be counted as a new world record because it wasnt an official race. All...

I heard that you were the one responsible for making tad lose the race. Thanks. Yeah, well, he really flipped when he saw these. Uhhhgg. Start the reactor. Talking away i dont know what im to say ill say it anyway todays another day to find you from comedy centrals world news headquarters, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out wow lets do it lets make a show im trevor noah our guest tonight is a deejay and a producer from a Little Country called south africa, black coffee ...

[ cheers and applause ] i got this for playing cookie on empire. Thank you to the fans. Thank you for watching. Im jim jeffries, i think we can all do better, good night. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you for tuning in and thank you for coming out thank you so much for coming out im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is the governor of the great state of california, gavin newsom is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, Greta Thunberg ...

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