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Short. >> i haven't read the book because no one has offered to hold a gun to my head. it's a nice piece of hillary clinton fan fiction written by her number one fan where she talks about her coping message and she said she practiced open nostril breathing which i think any of us would do the same thing if you're that full of [bleep] [laughter] she also says she's infected with responsibility gene, clearly recessive in her case because she blames everyone but herself and she was the problem. that election was hers to lose and she lost the candidate that came out of nowhere was never even been ...

Wouldn't be a sight to see president kid rock in washington dc? standing on the oval office like a g. greg: i'm sorry. how is it even possible to compete with that? good luck, democrats. although they have already started looking for their candidates. [inaudible] greg: martin o'malley. and we all have forgotten you. jason, is trumpet changed the way future politicians will -- that could work. i couldn't think of anyone that could be that.

To say because it'll hit my special place. when i grew up you kept your special place in your special place. you didn't, no one can hurt it. it's become -- it's defeating that it becomes a cost money to speak my. if i don't like what he has to say, i won't go. [applause] that's it. greg: even if i like what he had to say i still wouldn't go because i'm lazy. i just would not get up and go. jason, if i were the parents i would completely cut them off financially because if they are out there protesting speech i have raised a terrible child. >> and the government, we all pay for it and supplemen...

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Up at the end of the month. go to joe devito.com. you'll find the full schedule, video, clips and all sorts of things. >> excellent. he's quite the comedian. >> what you got. >> peggy bundy was ahead of her time. i think she was a trendsetter and watchingte the show, she said it like it was. >> last but not least. >> i am seriously considering adopting a 5-foot lizard. i'm very concerned and don't have anyone in my life close enough for me to convince me not to. n >> who owns the lizard. >> thank you jason schaefer this, studio audience.