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and jesse watters, along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ clotting gate is gone, but the media and race hustling liberals are doubling down to defend the poster child of dci. gay stepping down as president of harvard after 50 examples of wager is emerged and her embarrassing testimony on anti-semitism. expelled those it you are convicted of plagiarism. set to keep her nearly $1 million annual salary and also has an army of sympathetic liberal journalist crying racism and blaming conserv...

To watch women punch each other in the face. and i know these women are great athletes and fierce competitors and if they want to punch each other in the face, have at it. the only thing worse than watching women punch each other in the face is watching a man punch a woman in the face and when i see that, judge, i don't know about you, i want to make an arrest. >> jeanine: you don't know about me? [laughter] >> jesse: when you have made so much progress with others, ring doctors, there is concussion protocol, to go backwards and have men hitting women in the face, it is probably because boxing...

>> greg: got a uterus, just think of that. >> jeanine: there is a group -- >> greg: is the universe removed? this is so typical of chicks, they always want a ring. [laughter] i have a favorite female boxer. she wrapped my christmas gift at macy's. anyway. >> jesse: hey! >> greg: this is an amazing error to be alive if you are misogynist. multiple male murderers living in female prisons, men can beat women in public and get paid, feminist marching alongside hamas. if you were to raise a legendary feminist from the dead, she would probably ask to be cremated. wait, you are me women cannot penise...

>> jesse: time now for "one more thing." greg? >> greg: we have a show tonight for you jim nor tan, kennedy, kat timpf. look at that 10:00 p.m. let's do this greg's drunk panda news. new year's eve was a couple days ago. the zoo bars were spilling outer with drunks. here's a couple of pandas rolling out of the bar last call. wow, were they wasted, brawling. they couldn't find their car keys. fought out in the street. nobody wanted to break it up. they just kept fighting. they wanted to get back in; you know, the thing is, this is the problem with new year's eve. it's all amateur night. these p...