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Attention at the olympics, remember, vlad, the brotherhood and spirit of cooperation or did you consider the parade of nations a browsing opportunity . I like that uniform id invade them. Need it, need it, want it. Puty is this because you have more golds than anybody else . You realize olympic wins are not internationally binding, right . Unless norway was three gold medals away from embarking on a pickled herring quest for world dom in addition. Did you learn nothing . Did you learn nothing from the innocent tears of your own crying bear . [laughter] wait a minute, zoom in on that bears tear...

People heard louisiana and throughout it had something to do with true detective. Where the initial scene was filmed yesterday. Grizzly, on a former plantation, cool looking. Cant wait for more, jim. Good morning to you. Futures off a touch as bull market officially turned five years old over the weekend. A light week for Economic Datas ahead but plenty of corporate news, including mcdonalds sales. Nikkei down 1 as japan revised q4 gdp lower. Oil, flat week but up more than 4 for the year. Asian marks, down big so far this morning. Selloff comes after a slew of Economic Data including a bad re...

[cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a good show for you tonight. Seth Macfarlane Seth Macfarlane will be joining us. Ill be inducting Seth Macfarlane into my support group for former oscar hosts. But first [laughter] you know june there i think its june, supposed to be a meeting of the so called g8 to get together of the worlds most prolive lick lets call them democracies. Turns out we might not need that extra dhair. Russia has issued an ultimatum to the Ukrainian Military in crimea to leave their post torque get out, to turn over their bass bu...

For former oscar hosts. But first [laughter] you know june there i think its june, supposed to be a meeting of the so called g8 to get together of the worlds most prolive lick lets call them democracies. Turns out we might not need that extra dhair. Russia has issued an ultimatum to the Ukrainian Military in crimea to leave their post torque get out, to turn over their bass business 5 00 a. M. Tomorrow or else the bases will be stormed by russian forces. Jon that is blaitant naked aggression or at the very least disturbingly shirtless aggression, yeah. [laughter] but with this aggression it lo...

Its june, supposed to be a meeting of the so called g8 to get together of the worlds most prolive lick lets call them democracies. Turns out we might not need that extra dhair. Russia has issued an ultimatum to the Ukrainian Military in crimea to leave their post torque get out, to turn over their bass business 5 00 a. M. Tomorrow or else the bases will be stormed by russian forces. Jon that is blaitant naked aggression or at the very least disturbingly shirtless aggression, yeah. [laughter] but with this aggression it looks like putin has gone heil titler. [ laughter ] which makes you wonder ...