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i've got a few things i'd like to yell about now, so we can all start. >> my eyes! my eyes! >> you opened the casket! >> july 16th, 2012, from comedy central's world news head quarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) hey, everybody, welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we're back, baby, two weeks. our guest tonight, the great louis c.k. will be joining us. (cheers and applause) louis, ck of course-- (laughter) louis calvin klein. (laughter) ch...

he just said... "where's stan?" and so, we will all miss kenny -- his playful laughter, his innocent smile. but we will never forget that it was because of brave kenny that stem cell research was allowed to continue. i let kenny down. i'm his worst f-f-friend. you guys! come quick! what, cartman? it's -- why, it's a miracle, you guys! what, cartman? what's happened? look. i put the stem cells from all the fetuses i had next to shakey's, and they are replicating a new shakey's! it worked! this whole time you were just using kenny's illness to lift the ban on stem cell research so you ...

- he's losin' it! stevens, your gun! - no! wait! wait. - ugh. i--i'm okay. - he's all right! - the banana worked! - come on, dude. - i'm thinking about it! - well, it's probably b-b-better if you don't think about it, kyle. - there's no more time-a! you have to drink the pee now! - agh, ahghgh! - come on, you have to drink all-a the pee! - you can do it, kyle! - ahghg! ahghghggh! - all right-a! now you can open the release-a valve. okay, so let's-a-- [helicopter blades thrumming] - hey, look! - stan! - all right, they finally came for us! - are you [bleep] kidding me? [cheering] - wa...

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: say, hell woman to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. great show, peter bergen, author of the new book manhunt. i know bhau are thinking, are you just saying that so you can say abbottabad, i know. i'm sure it will be an interesting conversation. lev laugh. >> jon: as you know osama bin laden has been all over the news this being the onier an verse ar of his passing....

>> jon: as you know osama bin laden has been all over the news this being the onier an verse ar of his passing. >> good morning, we are getting a brand-new look into the mind of osama bin laden. parts of bin laden's personal letters nabbed from his compound in pakistan by navy seals have just been released. >> jon: whooo! personal letters. of bin laden. dear wife number 7. (laughter) >> jon: how is son number 19? i miss you. tell me what you are wearing? over your face. laugh laugh come on, the guy was run one of the world's most feerdz terrorist network. i can't imagine he had a lot...