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just going sit for five, six minutes and just stare. (laughter) actually we don't have a guest tonight because we do have a blockbuster two-part investigation by our own john olver that you do not want to miss. if for no other reason at the end of his expose he we are giving away a van. chaers plaus that does not long to us. (laughter) so the winner will receive a stolen van. (laughter) i have 20 minutes to steal a van. (laughter) all right, no van. but first, i am sick of the elections. i want to start with a story of international intrigue. >> syrian dictator assad his personal e-m...

my name is jon stewart. oh, tonight's program, my guest tonight, oh, i'm very excited about this, no one. (laughter) we do not have a guest tonight. i'm going to have to, i'm just going sit for five, six minutes and just stare. (laughter) actually we don't have a guest tonight because we do have a blockbuster two-part investigation by our own john olver that you do not want to miss. if for no other reason at the end of his expose he we are giving away a van. chaers plaus that does not long to us. (laughter) so the winner will receive a stolen van. (laughter) i have 20 minutes to stea...

(laughter) actually we don't have a guest tonight because we do have a blockbuster two-part investigation by our own john olver that you do not want to miss. if for no other reason at the end of his expose he we are giving away a van. chaers plaus that does not long to us. (laughter) so the winner will receive a stolen van. (laughter) i have 20 minutes to steal a van. (laughter) all right, no van. but first, i am sick of the elections. i want to start with a story of international intrigue. >> syrian dictator assad his personal e-mails were leaked to the british newspaper guardiance....

tweet during our live chat. that doesn't mean the funniest tweet or the meanest tweet. it means whatever [bleep] tweet i like the most. [laughter] make sure you come see me on the tosh tour 2010. tickets are still available. shocking. [laughter] apparently ass[bleep] isn't the draw that i thought it would be. [laughter] before we go, it's time to play a little game of "what did i do to nathan?" i'm gonna show you some footage of my friend nathan's face and you have to figure out what i'm doing. [metallic clicking] >> oh! oh! oh! [groans and laughs] mother[bleep]. >> i shot him in the...

they could not pass the drug test. and he got the job. and i'd like to keep obama off the tv for a while. i'm so tired of listening to his big mouth. >> bonnie, let's focus on earmarks. do you have a comment on that? >> caller: yes. if they would use the good things but they use them for just the things like the snail crossings and crab crossings and everything else. >> members of congress in "the washington post" defending earmarks. they say they are worth while projects, projects that their constituents have asked them to get. let's hear from misty from austin, texas. hi there. >> ...