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Gutfeld

should have stopped at that joke a couple of lines sooner. i said the same joke twice. this is going to push more to computers and automation because it's cheaper i go to a pharmacy is a guy behind the counter needs just like use the automatic and it's like stupid you're directing me to the thing that is going to replace you. i hate those automatic checkouts doesn't really matter to me because i'm a comic. >> there's an adf you don't support this stuff you are a jerk. as really when you get past that that there are a lot of people hurt by this stuff. you are in california all the time you've lived there for a while what do you think? >> i.e. food. >> of a generous tipper as this is where i love to live like the

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Gutfeld

oh, i ought to just stopuple that joke. a couple of lines sooner. yeah, tim, you did. and what happened was. i said the same joke twice. and this is what this is goinggo to push more towards computers and automation because it's cheaper. and it's like i go to a pharmacy i and, like there's a guy behind the counter and i'm trying to pay at the counter and he's like, use the automated and say, hey, stupid you directly to the thing that's goingirecting to replacee yeah, i hate those automated checkout things. i don'atic chet do them well, but that's how i feel about that. definitely matter me becauser to i'm a comic, so it doesn'tbecaus reallye yeah, you know, kennedy there's this idea that if you don't supporadt some of this stuff, that you're a , right? this is for minimum wage. you want people to make money, t but really, when you get past that, there actually are a lot of people that are hurt by this stuff. i mean re lot o, you're in californiaa all the time. you've lived there for a whileah . >> what do you think? i eat food. you are. and i enjoy it much. and i'm a generous tipper. yeah, and frugal in many other areas. ist this is one where i love to live. ke

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Way Too Early With Jonathan Lemire

trying to confuse people. to be clear some of that confusion is actually harming patients because all of these kind of dueling laws and which one is in effect have actually prevented people from getting abortions in arizona even when it's legal and allowed. so it has real life consequences. but the politics of it i think there's no reason to believe arizona is going to be tremendously different from many of these even red states when the democratic process the supreme court said it wanted to allow in dobbs actually happens. voters are going to say actually we want abortion to be legal, we want it to be safe, and we want it to be accessible. >> thank you for your great reporting on this. really appreciate your time tonight. >> thank you. >> that is our show for tonight. "way too early" with jonathan lemire is coming up next. i think providing legal aid to ukraine right now is critically important. i really do. this is not a game, not a joke. we can't play politics with this. we have to do the right thing.

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All In With Chris Hayes

they can barely govern so they turned this into a joke. >> so, johnson has the four bills. lined up. they ended up being similar to the package with some of the aid to ukraine. the key thing is the rule is going to fail. so what is your understanding of what democrats are being instructed here? are democrats going to be the ones to vote for the rule? or vote to keep them in the chair or basically bail him out? >> there is no scenario where i would ever vote to keep the speaker in office. i know that some democrats may have different opinions. that is absolutely not mine. so i will not be providing a vote. i think most progressives agree

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All In With Chris Hayes

serves on the oversight excite tee and joins me now. you have been outspoken. it failed the first time. what is your reaction to what the senate did today? >> what a total joke. we know that was a lot of theater for nothing. we know that marjorie taylor green started this impeachment process. she is the same person that started the joe biden impeachment process. she is the same person that is trying to cause as much chaos as possible. the senate did the right thing. within a matter of hours, that whole impeachment sham was over. there are real issues of the border. this is all theater. this has been a clown show week. >> let me ask you in good faith

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Gutfeld

of producing the food, the food gets more expensivnsive. >> up to 8%. more expensive, actually, according to a reporg totarch by kalinowski equity research, which i trust because sounds polish and also because it makes sense in a world of finite resources. one group gaining has to bep ga in another group losing its math that even a woman can understand . >> i can't. i'm a woman. i can make that joke. if restaurants are going to need to pay their workers more, that is going to have to come from somewhere. it's basic economics. soo if you're in california and you see the price of your in-n-out burger, suddenlouye led get more expensive. >> blame the leaders you elected becauseru ele they n they redistributed your money even though you're already dealing with some of the highest taxes in the country? >> another possibility the cou r since they have to pay the workers more, they're just not going to hire as many e workers. ly tha actually, that's already happening. take it from harsh raj guyt'ppe i'm pretty sure he's not foodsh, but he does ow hn almost

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All In With Chris Hayes

implosion of the house republicans. it can barely, again, keep the speakership. they are doing all they speak impeachments. they've got their impeachment of the secretary, they're trying to impeach president biden, which, of course, we know there's zero evidence linking the president to any sort of wrongdoing. so we actually just want to get to work. they can barely govern. so they turned this into a joke. >> let me ask about getting to work, right? johnson's got these four bills lined up. i think the bill text is out, people are reading them. essentially, they end up being quite similar to the senate package, with a little bit of a change about some of the aid to ukraine can maybe be revocable and repaid, whatever. the key thing is, the rule is going to fail to put the floor votes up on a partyline vote. so what is, what is your understanding of what democrats are being instructed here? are there active negotiations with johnson, and are democrats going to be the ones to vote for the rule, or vote to keep him in the chair, or basically bail him out?

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The Context

something that is different but i am doing here what i believe to be the right thing. i think providing lethal aid to the ukraine right now is critically important and i really do believe the intel and the briefings that we have gotten that xi jinping briefings that we have gotten that xijinping and vladimir putin and iran really are an axis of evil. i need coordination on this i think they're vladimir putin worked continue to march through europe if you are allowed i think you might go to the balkans next door have... to put it bluntly i would rather send bullets to ukraine than american boys, my son is beginning the naval academy this fall and it's an issue for me as it were so many american families. this is not a game, this is not a joke. families. this is not a game, this is not a joke-— is not a 'oke. that is quite the dou: , is not a joke. that is quite the doug. what — is not a joke. that is quite the doug, what has _ is not a joke. that is quite the doug, what has happened? i i is not a joke. that is quite the - doug, what has happened? i think if ou thin doug, what has happened? i think if you thing has _ doug, what has happened? i think if you thing has happened, _ doug, what has happened? i think if you thing has happened, one. - doug, what has happened? i think if you thing has happened, one. the i you thing has happened, one. the situation _ you thing has happened, one. the situation ukraine has obviously deteriorated and what we have seen after so _ deteriorated and what we have seen after so much stalling, months and

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The Story With Martha MacCallum

looked, the excitement for him is very, very real. pennsylvania is an absolutely critical state for us and it's 1 of those, you know, top 5 to 7 states we are going to be at around the country. you won once and lost once, we will have to win a factor the way we will is by talking to the voters about the issues that they care about and they really care about immigration. they care about inflation, they care about gasoline prices and they care about housing prices and food prices. and the fact joe biden's economy has put a cost on every pennsylvania family pack every american family that their wages are not keeping up with and it's harder for them to make ends meet every single month, that's going to be a critical issue as we get into this election cycle. >> martha: i mean obviously trump is busy, president biden has made a joke about it saying i guess he is a bit tied up today. he is out on the campaign trail

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All In With Chris Hayes

obvious attempt to distract, to make political hay during a week that, of course, donald trump's trial is starting, and the house majority is quite literally falling apart again after taking control just a little over a year ago. congressman robert garcia is a democratic in california who serves in the oversight committee, as well as the homeland security committee, and he joins me now. congressman, you've been outspoken in your objection to the very narrowly passed impeachment of alejandro mayorkas by one vote. it failed the first time. what's your reaction to what the senate did today? >> i mean, what a total joke, obviously, as we already know, that was a lot of theater for nothing. we know that marjorie taylor greene started this impeachment process. she's the same person that started the joe biden impeachment process. she's the same person that's trying to cause as much chaos as possible, and she walks the article over, and the senate did the right thing, which is dismiss the issue immediately. within a matter of hours, that whole impeachment sham with the secretary was over.

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