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in a dramatic final. morning, all. heavy overnight rain continues to push its way steadily north and east. it will linger for much of the day across southern and eastern scotland accompanied by gail with gusts of winds. elsewhere it is a blustery sunday afternoon, sunny spells and scattered showers, but some of those will be heavy in bunbury. all of those details coming up bunbury. all of those details coming up shortly. —— heavy and thundery. it's sunday october 29. our main story: the israeli prime minister, benjamin netanyahu, has warned that the war with hamas will be "long a...

>> i think nobody knows more about campaign finance than i do because i'm the biggest contributor. >> what about reform? does it need reform? >> it's very complex -- >> you're the reform party. >> it's a very complex thing. as an example, i'm allowed to give $1,000 to every senator. now i love it because i'm capped out at a thousand dollars per senator. >> soft money. >> can i just say these are the moments where i'm like are we living in like a movie where there's a joke being on us? did donald trump just say i think nobody knows more about campaign finance than i do? he did. he just said it....

Base. so if he's going to back to republic republicans, he's going to stop this need for a free for all. >> maybe this wasn't such a bad idea and it's a picture of president obama speaking at a classroom with two teleprompters there, kind of funny about how controlled president obama was with the joke being, maybe, sticking to telepromters not such a horrible idea for presidents. >> all the grief that president obama got for sticking to prompter. and now donald trump is getting praise when he sticks to prompter. yesterday's rally, as michael pointed out, it was all about his base, the eight ou...

These [ bleep ], they always get away. those were the words in that grown man's mouth as he followed in the dark a 17-year-old boy who he didn't know. >> attorney don west then counters with a shocking approach to begin the defense. >> knock knock. who's there. george zimmerman. george zimmerman who? all right, good. you're on the jury. nothing? >> the jury isn't laughing. >> i don't think in any of my years as an attorney i ever heard a joke being made in opening statements. >> the joke bombs. and the prosecution drives its point home. >> george zimmerman did not shoot trayvon martin because ...

Talk about that statement that he made and the nature of it. it seemed so very different than what we would have expected from his predecessor, benedict xvi. >> reporter: well, of course. he was in good humor. he was very joyful and very well-spirited in a way. he was -- we were all giggling, the 5,000 journalists that told the story when he was in the sistine chapel and got the two-thirds majority, he was sitting next to his best friend, the archbishop emeritus of sao paulo who was supporting him when things he said were getting dangerous. when he got that majority vote, his friend went to hi...