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>> david: it's like any profession. some are really smart, some are less smart. and i'll tell you i don't know how many of you have talked to brain surgeons. i would not recommend telling them they are not as smart as they believe they are. they are not under the impression that this story is correct. >> greg: wouldn't it be funny if the brain surgeons were lying and they weren't really doing anything. you're out. >> kat: exactly. i don't know. it's not as hard as our job. >> greg: i don't think so. >> kat: of your brain surgeon, you don't have to worry about being funny. if your joke bombs, t...

Profession. some are really smart, some are less smart. and i'll tell you i don't know how many of you have talked to brain surgeons. i would not recommend telling them they are not as smart as they believe they are. they are not under the impression that this story is correct. >> greg: wouldn't it be funny if the brain surgeons were lying and they weren't really doing anything. you're out. >> kat: exactly. i don't know. it's not as hard as our job. >> greg: i don't think so. >> kat: of your brain surgeon, you don't have to worry about being funny. if your joke bombs, they don't know. it doesn...

Getting paid to be funny has to be one of the hardest jobs in the world. if the joke bombs, a sigh lensz, or maybe yet, a nervous chuckle. the comedian not only faces that every time he steps up to the mic, he's written a new book and he joins me now from new york. >> simple things like on the freeway, you're driving on the freeway you're in a hurry to get up and give them the finger. just laugh it off. you're already there and there's nothing you can do about it. that's what you should do. seemingly simple ways to enl joy life.

These [ bleep ], they always get away. those were the words in that grown man's mouth as he followed in the dark a 17-year-old boy who he didn't know. >> attorney don west then counters with a shocking approach to begin the defense. >> knock knock. who's there. george zimmerman. george zimmerman who? all right, good. you're on the jury. nothing? >> the jury isn't laughing. >> i don't think in any of my years as an attorney i ever heard a joke being made in opening statements. >> the joke bombs. and the prosecution drives its point home. >> george zimmerman did not shoot trayvon martin because ...