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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Home already? Boy, time really flies when you’re reading… The Bible? Ew…

In the opening credits, what does the cash register say when Maggie is scanned? The cash register says, "NRA4ever." Just one of the hundreds of radical, right-wing messages inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening.

Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers. We don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.

Yeah, that’s right, Barney. This year, I invested in pumpkins. They’ve been going up the whole month of October. And I got a feeling they’re gonna peak right around January. And bang! That’s when I’ll cash in!

Don’t say revenge. Don’t say revenge. Uh, revenge? That’s it. I’m gettin’ out of here.