Movie Review - Aquaslash (2020)
Directed by Renaud Gauthier. SYNOPSIS: Thrills, chills, and screwball comedy meets tiny bikinis and gory dismemberment in this chlorine and blood-drenched murder mystery. Renaud Gauthier’s faux-American Aquaslash sullies the “water park horror” subgenre worse than Piranha 3DD. Somehow the concept of novelty-sized razor blades stuck into attraction slip-n-slides is tedious, incompetently plotted, and hopelessly dull. Even at barely seventy minutes, Gauthier’s screenplay is more generic than any movie-within-a-movie about hazardous hormones. Aquaslash requires steadfast patience on t...