Dear PlayStation 5 Scalpers, Go F*ck Yourselves
Dear PlayStation 5 Scalpers, Go F*ck Yourselves Who Watches the Queue? It’s shortly after 9 AM, and I’ve just missed another opportunity to get a PlayStation 5. What is this now? Fifteen? Sixteen? It doesn’t matter; I don’t even come close. It didn’t happen this morning, and it won’t happen the next; now, the time in between seems almost insurmountable. Maybe tonight I’ll go old school and draw a PS5 on a slab of cardboard – pretend I’m playing it. I hear a sound coming from the entertainment center. Am I hallucinating? Surely I didn’t just hear a game console speak to me....
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