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A Florida principal was recently forced to resign after parents complained that the art curriculum was obscene. The Onion asked Florida parents to explain why Michelangelo’s David is porn, and this is what they said.

ORANGE CITY—Northwestern College junior Ethan Klompien noticed the women in his life kept bringing up laundry — his mother, especially.

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