Ten Kinds of Unvaccinated Denver Mask Liars
The Conspiracy Theorist Pssst. Don't tell anyone, but The Conspiracy Theorist has it on good authority that the vaccine is a stealth delivery system for microchip trackers manufactured by Bill Gates. Who, just in case you hadn't heard, is the Anti-Christ. The Bad Skin Victim This poor soul hadn't suffered an acne attack since high school. But after the mask mandate, his chin was instantly covered with zits — and there's not enough Proactiv in the world to make a difference. The Prayer Leader If God wants you to catch COVID-19, it's going to happen whether you wear a face covering or not —...