As imagined by Brian Beacom I’M NOT trying to suggest I’m a clairvoyant, but I know the question you’re about to ask me: why am I having an Indian summer of a career? Yes, in my own soft and gentle style I am having a riot. Now, I appreciate yesterday’s inquiry was mostly about dull detail. Big Eck’s hands were tied tighter than an S&M dungeon subscription member. But the Salmond debacle has allowed me the chance to become reborn after 22 years as an average MSP. Now, I am the sweet voice of reason. I am the calm call for democracy. I am The Jackie.