Michigan Union Tower Just Three Secret Societies In A Trench Coat
The secret societies reportedly spent over a century in disguise as a simple tower. Recent reports have suggested that the Michigan Union Tower is just three secret societies standing on top of each other in a trench coat. The suspicion comes after two out of Michigan’s three secret societies disbanded, and the Union Tower subsequently became “noticeably shorter.” Students suspect that these two secret societies got tired of being on the bottom and middle of the stack, respectively. “Those are the worst positions in a trench coat stack,” said senior Maddy Blum. “I don’t tend ...
Source: everythreeweekly.com