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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20170222:00:45:00

The internet is now falling from grace faster than a speeding bullet. i will never stop making jokes. reporter: he s made a living out of trashing women, blacks, muslims and transgender people now deemed even too toxic for the right wing website breitbart news. i would be wrong to allow my poor choice of words to detract from my colleagues job which is why i m rye si resigning. reporter: the final push, comments highlighting his discussion about men having sex with minors. in the lhomosexual world sounds like catholic brooes molestation. reporter: he says he would never be as good as a certain sex act without the priest. ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20170115:15:41:00

Princeton. they asked her what kind of first lady is michelle obama going to be? she said she is going to make the white house, the people s house. she is going to focus on education. her initials are a.a. she frequently gets butt dialed. the day after the election michelle obama accidentally dials angela s phone number. angela listens in and michelle obama and barack obama were at their daughter s parent-teacher conference. i love it. and she can hear on the phone they re making jokes, they re talking about how small the chairs are. michelle obama is a tall woman, as is the president. complete normalcy. nothing but a focus. the day after his historic election, but their children s education, that s the legacy that i will remember. showing the picture of avery, we can put that picture back up. you have baby stories with the white house too but what s the biggest legacy with michelle? they were equal partners, ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20151009:10:38:00

There is sort of a seemingly unending list of different things that each individual member and candidate is about, and so there is no theme. is limited government the theme? i don t know. it cultural, preserving american culture is that the theme, that s certainly what donald trump taps into it, but there is no agreement what is the republican party about. there is not a unifying theme, donny, there hasn t been a unifying theme. the only unifying theme has been barack obama, bad, and i m not being facetious. you don t turn america around running against a president. i want to put this against a backdrop of this show for the first 38 minutes. we spent, and this is the issue with the republican party. we spent 30 minutes in compressing depressing the black hole, there s nobody from the speaker and the mccarthy story. then we go to trump and all of a sudden, it s escapism. it s funny, it s silly. a hispanic woman jumping up and down. he s making jokes. ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20150925:06:57:00

Cut into the program. i asked myself, is god sending me a message. the entire east coast and much of the midwest did not see this. take us back in time now. this is one of these historical situations that we were actually around for. just a couple of months into his presidency and his whole life changes and nancy reagan s life changes. but nobody knows. i remember, he came out and he s in his bathroom with nancy in the hospital and he s making jokes. thank god he wasn t killed and thank god he s okay. how this assassination attempt changed the whole presidency. and i think some people would be a little disturbed by what we tell you. but in the end, i think ronald ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20150925:00:57:00

Cut into the program. i asked myself, is god sending me a message. the entire east coast and much of the midwest did not see this. take us back in time now. this is one of these historical situations that we were actually around for. just a couple of months into his presidency and his whole life changes and nancy reagan s life changes. but nobody knows. i remember, he came out and he s in his bathroom with nancy in the hospital and he s making jokes. thank god he wasn t killed and thank god he s okay. how this assassination attempt changed the whole presidency. and i think some people would be a little disturbed by what we tell you. but in the end, i think ronald ....

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