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Geography. Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [ applause ] and the reason they have the most stds in alaska is, have you ever tried to open a condo...

You. Get jack bauer on the phone. He can make it happen. He can make it happen, byron. Jeff, i know youre a big fan of game shows. Yeah, i like jeopardy. I can watch the show for one month and know not one answer. And alex trebek can piss you after a while. So long, so long, so long, hes got the little cards under the table. He does not know all those answers, you know . Hes got the cards. He loves it when somebody screws up. Makes him look smart. No, bob, the capital of yemen is senay. Yeah, take away the card hes as blank as a fart. Jeff, i know youre a big movie fan. Whats going on in the t...

You. Get jack bauer on the phone. He can make it happen. He can make it happen, byron. Jeff, i know youre a big fan of game shows. Yeah, i like jeopardy. I can watch the show for one month and know not one answer. And alex trebek can piss you after a while. So long, so long, so long, hes got the little cards under the table. He does not know all those answers, you know . Hes got the cards. He loves it when somebody screws up. Makes him look smart. No, bob, the capital of yemen is senay. Yeah, take away the card hes as blank as a fart. Jeff, i know youre a big movie fan. Whats going on in the t...

Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [ applause ] and the reason they have the most stds in alaska is, have you ever tried to open a condom while you...

Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [ applause ] [ laughter ] guillermo, youre wearing mittens. Yes, jimmy. Jimmy you have a condom in your hand. Gi...