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it's like tuesday is hotter mysterious cousin where tuesday says sorry, guys, i have to stay in and do my homework, thursday is like, hey, what are you doing here? why don't you swing by my van and we can party, just had the upholstery scotchgarded. speaking of parties, what a transition, an amazing contrast of two governors had their inauguration speech as well one spoke of celebrating policies leading to unprecedented population growth, the other groveled to citizen she once mocked for leaving her state. first the empress of eyebrows. new york governor kathy houck goal vowing to he...

the gop battle for speaker. kevin mccarthy losing round after round for a third day, but is there progress in sight? violence erupting as the son of drug kingpin el chapo was arresteded in mexicoco. the deadly bomb cyclone slamming the west coast and now a new threat. the moving funeral at the vatican for pope benedict. royal bombshell. prince hararry alleging in his new b book he wasas physysically attttacked by brother r william. >> and "hello, again," behind the scenes of neil diamond's surprise for fans after a health battle led him to retire from the stage. ♪ good time...

we want to thank betty's bounces for their ongoing relationship with the show. we love them. their inflatables are great. they help us out every week. this is a marginal inflatable a- inflatable, questionable, no good, barely functioning. joey: one inflatable, three different sports. it's pretty impress. impressive.rachel: i think it e good at a party. pete: if we were eight, it would be awesome. joey: if i take my legs off, i have the stature of an 8-year-old. rachel: i'm very, very short. when people meet me in person, that's what they say. pete: you're short, but strong in stature...

party. [chanting we the people] [chanting u.s.a.] [tyranny never, freedom forever] >> jesse: everybody saw that wave coming, well, everybody except joe biden. >> to quote a missourian, samuel clemmons who said and i will paraphrase him, relating to our party, the reports of the death of the democratic party have been greatly exaggerated. greatly exaggerated. [applause] and it's because of you guys. it's because of you guys. i'm here to tell you that on november the 3rd, on november the 3rd, the day after the -- this coming election, there will be in washington, d.c. a democratic majo...

Christmas is well, its about the best time of the whole year. No matter when they take place, modern era or period, Christmas Movies and Television Specials are always about someone who has lost their faith in humankind regaining it, saved by other people being kind because its christmas. Christmas is the landscape that everybody wants to paint on. Everyone who tells stories is attracted to the heightened emotions that it brings. Nostalgia plays such a huge part in christmas because it is part of so many peoples childhoods. And being able to go back and relive those feelings every year by watc...