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[laughter] i'm kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let's big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don't knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic eg...

was the boogie man hiding in your closet under your bed to. you never really knew what he looked like what you it was th this. [laughter] i had a really wide closet. there was the threat of nuclear war, kidnappers who kept the back of milk cartons filled with interesting breakfast reading material. great white sharks, quicksand, remember quicksand? we would be busy looking out for quicksand and then we get hit by a drunk driver. [laughter] also there were cults like the manson family and they were not much of a family. i'm glad i got out of that ear early. at his eight fears, some ar...

was the boogie man hiding in your closet under your bed to. you never really knew what he looked like what you it was t this. [laughter] i had a really wide closet. there was the threat of nuclear war, kidnappers who kept the back of milk cartons filled with interesting breakfast reading material. great white sharks, quicksand, remember quicksand? we would be busy looking out for quicksand and then we get hit by a drunk driver. [laughter] also there were cults like the manson family and they were not much of a family. i'm glad i got out of that ea early. at his eight fears, some are ...

way in over their heads jetting across the world in their private jets and making your life miserable. and, by the way, they are getting paid and you are paying for it. what are we talking about? joe biden getting elected president and him making his buddy john kerry climate czar. who has been keeping track on what john kerry has been up to? "jesse watters primetime,,." where do we begin? kerry may have blown his chance to be president back in 2004, but it's not stopping him from running around and playing president today. doing what democrats do best. taking taxpayer money and using...

Good morning, everyone. Welcome to cnn this morning it is sunday, may 12th. Happy mothers day to all the mothers out there to you as well . The bonus moms, all the mother figures out there. Im amara walker here with Danny Freeman and of course, meteorologist Allison Chinchar. Here is what were working on for you this morning a dire situation in gaza is growing worse. The un says its humanitarian aid agencies could run out of food by tomorrow. Thousands of people are forced to evacuate russia as a threat of a potential major israeli assault looms law march just hours crews will use small explos...