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Print Lots of captions came our way this week, most of them involving mask and vaccine gags as well as jokes about Sigourney Weaver. Congrats to Gary John Collins for taking the top spot! He will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below. To enter, email your captions along with your name, address and phone number to steve.breen@sduniontribune.com by 10 a.m. Tuesday. Please remember to limit your submissions to three and keep ’em brief. Good luck! Winner “Don’t tell me you ate the cookies and th...

Finalists Advertisement “Haven’t you heard? Hantavirus is so 2019.” Mark Collins, La Mesa “I don’t think shredding your stimulus check for bedding was what the government had in mind, but you may get another chance.” Paul Keegan, Scripps Ranch “My wife won’t come down from the chandelier unless you leave.” Vincent Noto, San Diego Advertisement “How do you keep from stirring on Christmas Eve?” Pete Wilkinson, San Diego “Look, I’m not installing a Ring. You don’t even have a door!” Gary John Collins, San Diego “You can’t have a cheese and cracker party until we...