COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart December 9, 2014
Good morning. Morning. [beep] your morning could use a hand. Taco bells steak and egg a. M. Crunchwrap with a hash brown inside. A whole breakfast in one hand. [bong] look, i am telling you that you are making a huge mistake. Eric cartman is the nsas worst nightmare. Not according to the central computer. The central computer is wrong. You need to change his status. Sorry, but if central computer says hes not a threat, then we cant do anything. Cant do anything . Youre the nsa. Theres 300 Million People out there. How do you think were able to keep track of every Single Person in the country ....