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for air and breathing especially in the times. with that, tonight monologue. how about that monkeypox? [laughter] there s a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkeypox. let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the encloser. ....
air and breathe, especially in ugly times. so with that, on to tonight s monologue. so, how about that monkey pox? there is a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkey pox. for an update let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang n ....
tyrus: our hairs don t match. greg: tell that to my wife. tyrus: no. oh. greg: i don t even know what that means. tyrus: i kind of do and i m not okay with it. greg: i don t even understand it. but it s getting so bad some people aren t actually even coming into work now. dirt bag diary entry 345, day one. i ve been told i have to isolate because i was exposed to the monkey pox. but i only associate with meatless monkeys that i make out of soybeans in my own hair. no one s answering my calls which has to be because they re worried about the pox. there could be, there could be no other reason. oh, my landlord. i ve got to hide. greg: oscar worthy. of course joe biden is concerned over monkey pox. but gas prices not so much. i wonder why. well, i ll tell you. ....
tyrus: our hairs don t match. greg: tell that to my wife. tyrus: no. oh. greg: i don t even know what that means. tyrus: i kind of do and i m not okay with it. greg: i don t even understand it. but it s getting so bad some people aren t actually even coming into work now. dirt bag diary entry 345, day one. i ve been told i have to isolate because i was exposed to the monkey pox. but i only associate with meatless monkeys that i make out of soybeans in my own hair. no one s answering my calls which has to be because they re worried about the pox. there could be, there could be no other reason. oh, my landlord. i ve got to hide. greg: oscar worthy. of course joe biden is concerned over monkey pox. but gas prices not so much. i wonder why. well, i ll tell you. ....