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[ laughter ] >> let's welcome tonight's guests. her favorite government program would be one that eliminates government programs. host of kennedy on fox business. kennedy. [ applause ] >> many new yorkers have remorse, because they backed the wrong horse. congresswoman lee zeldon. [ applause ] >> she knows more jack ass than a donkey. co-host on "fox business,". [ applause ] >> if the world was her oyster, she would probably get food poisoning. fox news contributor, kat timpf. [ applause ] >> all right, it is friday so before we get into new stories, it is time for this. ♪ >> greg'...

[ laughter ] >> let's welcome tonight's guests. her favorite government program would be one that eliminates government programs. host of kennedy on fox business. kennedy. [ applause ] >> many new yorkers have remorse, because they backed the wrong horse. congresswoman lee zeldon. [ applause ] >> she knows more jack ass than a donkey. co-host on "fox business,". [ applause ] >> if the world was her oyster, she would probably get food poisoning. fox news contributor, kat timpf. [ applause ] >> all right, it is friday so before we get into new stories, it is time for this. ♪ >> greg'...

through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just can't believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? you're not alone. ultimately i think that's what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because it's what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you're driving that anyone who's driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a mani...

tothe progressive paradigm known as martha's vineyard which makes sense. 7-yard it's a vineyard and those grape. i assume there is going to be plenty of work on a vineyard. but i wouldn't know. i'm not allowed there. not since barack's birthday party. should have seen his face when i jumped out of the cake. the g string was a little bit too much. and i was wearing one too. the coverage has been hysterical as if sending migrants from a sweltering part of texas to the most luxurious spot in america hosts of obama, larry david, john kerry, is somehow cruel and inhumane punishment. but m...

human condition. >> the best comedy comes from your living experience. >> every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesn't see through. >> all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. >> i just can't believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? >> you're not alone ultimately. i think that's what the comic's saying. >> reality is fodder for comedy. because it's what we have, so, where else can we find comedy if not in real life? >> as opposed to what? fake life? you know. life is real, yeah....