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announced will try again in 2016. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) (cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! welcome to the report. oh, nation, nation, i'm sick. (laughter) >> stephen: and i don't just mean the flumageddon that conquered my sinuses. and threatens-- it is now evidently taken over my tongue. no, i'm sick to death about our national debt. we have got to get our financial house in order, folks. but the chicken little democrats are so worried the u.s. will de...

(cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! welcome to the report. oh, nation, nation, i'm sick. (laughter) >> stephen: and i don't just mean the flumageddon that conquered my sinuses. and threatens-- it is now evidently taken over my tongue. no, i'm sick to death about our national debt. we have got to get our financial house in order, olks. but the chicken little democrats are so worried the u.s. will default on its loans. so they want to raise the u.s. debt ceiling. come on! we already raised the debt ceiling under president bush. that's so 2002, 20...

(cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! welcome to the report. oh, nation, nation, i'm sick. (laughter) >> stephen: and i don't just mean the flumageddon that conquered my sinuses. and threatens-- it is now evidently taken over my tongue. no, i'm sick to death about our national debt. we have got to get our financial house in order, folks. but the chicken little democrats are so worried the u.s. will default on its loans. so they want to raise the u.s. debt ceiling. come on! we already raised the debt ceiling under president bush. that's so 2002, 2...

( theme song playing ) (cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! welcome to the report. oh, nation, nation, i'm sick. (laughter) >> stephen: and i don't just mean the flumageddon that conquered my sinuses. and threatens-- it is now evidently taken over my tongue. no, i'm sick to death about our national debt. we have got to get our financial house in order, folks. but the chicken little democrats are so worried the u.s. will default on its loans. so they want to raise the u.s. debt ceiling. come on! we already raised the debt ceiling under president ...

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