December 31, 2020 CAIRO – The world was rocked today as the Egyptian Ministry of Antiquities unveiled the discovery of 13 completely sealed DVDs of the late 1990s TV show Shasta McNasty. Rumors surrounding the UPN show have persisted throughout history with scholars continuously debating the merits and even the very existence of the project. “The idea of making a UPN sitcom starring Jake Busey about a rap rock group named Shasta McNasty will always hold a dangerous allure for people,” said Mick Courtland, noted McNastyologist. “For so long all we’ve had to rely on were scattered or...