Hot Tip: Ziploc Bags Are Not A Genital Covering
Illegal narcotics Yes, even John Wayne Bobbit’s severed penis found its way into a Ziploc baggy at one point in time. Certainly not the S. C. Johnson & Son’s proudest moment in history. That’s why we at the Hammer and Nigel Show would like to take this opportunity to remind you that a plastic baggy is NOT a suitable genital covering when you’re out cavorting in public while smoking a blunt. Proof of claim: A naked man was arrested Thursday after Spartanburg County deputies found him out for a stroll wearing “just a clear bag over his genitals.”