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that not really being able to see who's watching-- friend, it's that time of year again. holiday magic. the twinning of lights, the nothing of eggs and, of course, anger and bitter disappointment. >> rhode island governor lincoln chafee coming under fire after refusing to call the tree in the rhode island statehouse a christmas tree. >> jon: he insists people call it the devil's pine! (laughter) satan's spruce! a tree bortion. (laughter) it's fox's war on christmas! it's back, baby. and this year's designated krooj, rhode island governor and part time steve doocy impersonator... (lau...

because i'm pretty sure i just broke every single - bone in my foot punting that football. - really? yeah, i didn't make the eagles, but i would like to go to the emergency room right now, please. so your bones are made out of glass! yes. - (chuckling): nice. - no, my bones aren't... you know what? forget-- it doesn't matter because i made the furthest, so i win. well, no, i win, because you're the girl and you got knocked unconscious. you didn't win. you got crushed, dude. - yes. - what is this? that is so stupid! guess what? i made it the farthest. - yes, yes, yes. - yeah, yeah, ye...

let's blow this tomb. ( rumbling ) ( cracking ) ( bender shouting ) pharaoh bender! he once more walks among the living. how we doing? ( beeping ) ( engines start ) statue: remember me! i will. ( crying ): i will. ( crying ) please, just leave me alone. ( bawling ) bender, i understand your desire to be remembered. but you don't need a statue for that. ( sniffles ) i don't? no. you have your legacy as a brutal, tyrannical dictator and that will outlive any monument. you really think they'll remember me? absolutely. well, in that case... one planet down. helmsman-- set course for eart...

when i get home "dad!" my guest tonight, jonah hill. friends... friends-- and i say that not really being able to see who's watching-- friend, it's that time of year again. holiday magic. the twinning of lights, the nothing of eggs and, of course, anger and bitter disappointment. >> rhode island governor lincoln chafee coming under fire after refusing to call the tree in the rhode island statehouse a christmas tree. >> jon: he insists people call it the devil's pine! (laughter) satan's spruce! a tree bortion. (laughter) it's fox's war on christmas! it's back, baby. and this year's de...

i don't even get this when i go home. i need to have somebody go and warm up my family for when i get home. when i get home "dad!" my guest tonight, jonah hill. friends... friends-- and i say that not really being able to see who's watching-- friend, it's that time of year again. holiday magic. the twinning of lights, the nothing of eggs and, of course, anger and bitter disappointment. >> rhode island governor lincoln chafee coming under fire after refusing to call the tree in the rhode island statehouse a christmas tree. >> jon: he insists people call it the devil's pine! (laughter)...