and why would you at all free. ednesd happy wednesday, everybody. oh, yeah. ayybody, yeato critics still wal at dave chappelle, the legendarelley comedian just released a new netflix special. and you know what that means wha once again, it s time to get. mad at jokes. true critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smir ink. wer now, you remember back in 2021, the usual suspects were ououtraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans people were aghast at thee professional comedian who makes fun of everybodys , made fun of them, which seemed strange. not making fun of you seems the opposite of inclusion. still, netflix employees staged a walkout. walkouthey demanded content wars to protect their precious when really they re the onesed o who should come with a contentn warning and have it tattooed on their foreheads that reads handle with care where you in other words they acted just like the censors they claim conservatives are.
biden impression is so accurate, forgotten how to tien his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shalu . sh].e goes against the grain lie something someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at newsweek , botchy hungar, gar-a sargonrg when he asks women for their numbers, they they only give them one for the suicide hotline. e hoactor, writer and comediance jamie lizzo and her meltdowns brought a trademark bean suit from chernobyl. fox news contributorl. tim. all right, it s friday. so before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm-hmm.t s it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this week and just like greg does it, this is my first time reading these. so here we go . donald trump has announcediz a contest where the prize is a free dinner at his new jersey golf course. sounds good. former governor chris christie called itthen grandstandin askg, then askedhen how many times you re allowed to enter the contestte to visitm
at least 23 people are dead, but dozens are missing or injured. the national weather service has confirmed one large tornado caused catastrophic damage across several cities and towns . but there were a dozen reports of tornadoes across alabama and mississippi. now the storms, flattened homes and buildings and knocked out power to more than 100,000 customers across alabama, alabama, mississippi and tennessee. let s go to the ground. there were cnn s isabella isabelle rose salas is live in rolling fork. mississippi look, we spoke with the mayor a couple of hours ago, and he told us that his town is basically gone. is that what you re saying? that is certainly an accurate assessment of what we saw in rolling fork and guys if i can first tell you that i m actually a little bit beyond the city limits three miles away. i want to show something to you right over here. this car. we re told by family members that they were driving last night as the tornado. hit and the strong winds f
fromservesn office and disgrace. but for this breaking federal classification rules, some of the stupidest and most dishonest laws congress s hasasn ever passed. it s like arresting el chapoint. for expired plates. it s missing the point, but it looks like that s what s going to happen. it seems like every day when abidance lawyer shows up with more sheaves of classifierd documents, like a dog who se found another dead chipmunk under the house. this bunch was in his office at pen , the one paid for by the communist party of china. ch these were found next to hisinat sad little mid-life crisis. sportscar in a garage in delaware and so on . you keep waiting for the white house physician to announce another document. trove has been discovered after a routinr the colonoscopy. it could happen because at this point, you know exactly where this story is heading. permanent washington does not want joe biden to run for biden president . again, this is how they re t i sending that
trump won, a fairly large group of elected democrats tried toov overturn what was a free and fair election. they were insurrectionist. the group includedct congressman jimmy raskin from gi paul , barbara lee, sheila jackson, maxine waters, jim mcgovern, others. and thenern on the basis of no evidence whatsoever, nancy pelosi promoted the dangeroust conspiracy theory that the election had been, quote, hijacked by a hostile foreign government. russia thenn on january 13th, 2017 because we kept trackan democratic party holleyman john lewis declared that donald trump was not the legitimate president. talk about breaking our norms. then not surprisingly, on inauguration day, the democratic party s militia descended on washington hundredsn of rioters committed vandalism, overturned cars at one point lit a limousine on fire. most of the violence was concentrated in frankli square. that s justt downn the street from the capital . six police officers were seriously w injured by thehr