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>> a claw midyaw test for men is very painful. >> that's what i hear. >> i don't think we need to know the rest of the story. gavin, you grew up in canada. are schools in canada as awful as this seals to be? seems to be? >> they are better, i'm afraid. they are based on british system, and this story is indicative with the way america is going. the kids are doing badly? make the tests easier. running out of money? print more money. need to tighten your belt? get a bigger belt. these kid don't know what a camel is, well is there a book in the house? how can you not know what a camel is. >> don'...

Wonderful grandmother cooks for you while you read. >> they just need education. if they had books they wouldn't rob people. >> this guy has to read a book a day and then write a book report every other day? what is he an x man? >> he only has to do 90 minutes of reading. >> a half hour of book reports. but a half hour of book reports every day. how many books can he do? >> maybe he is afraid of books. maybe this is like the perfect sentence. >> they found out -- they did a psych exam and found out he is definitely afraid of books. >> she should read a book on calculaters. you can't read a boo...

Martini. back to you. >> thanks. >> i want to point out glen frey's new album is out. >> it is an album of cover tunes from the american song book. >> done after hours. >> it is hideous. >> before you get home i was going to put on and fill up the tub and get some rose petals and create a little walking path to the tub. >> really? >> yes. >> did you get some of the man candles? >> yes, i do. and i will stab you in the face. >> really? tonight? let's do this. let's welcome our guest. she is so cute that dora the explorer has a day that you perino lunch back and a matching lunch case. she is o...

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For you while you read. >> they just need education. if they had books they wouldn't rob people. >> this guy has to read a book a day and then write a book report every other day? what is he an x man? >> he only has to do 90 minutes of reading. >> a half hour of book reports. but a half hour of book reports every day. how many books can he do? >> maybe he is afraid of books. maybe this is like the perfect sentence. >> they found out -- they did a psych exam and found out he is definitely afraid of books. >> she should read a book on calculaters. you can't read a book a day and do a book report...