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With the crazy headlines we’re seeing in the real news, it’s hard to tell sometimes what’s real and what’s satire.

With the crazy headlines we’re seeing in the real news, it’s hard to tell sometimes what’s real and what’s satire.

The feds framed carter page for colluding with the russians yet the fbi's most wanted terrorist in afghanistan is colluding with al qaeda. his holding american citizen hostage and joe biden wouldn't even call him the enemy. so that they are now upset there's no women in the government. it's an onion article. joe biden thinks he can me, too the taliban. they don't have women in the taliban. i mean lincoln, anthony, where is the h? instead of being so concerned about the gender of the tele- band cabinet, be concerned about stranded americans. >> greg: you know, biden doesn't like the taliban and...

Democratic caucus which includes schumer and manchin so far, is scrambling conventional wisdom in washington. consider just the grim reaper himself, and those are his words himself, not mine, mitch mcconnell. he famously said this year recently he would be 100% focussed on stopping the biden agenda. we're dealing with the centerpiece, the big spending, not some little side deal. and basically, mitch mcconnell was part of the step of voting for the infrastructure bill. not only that, this is the thing about the news, we come in and sometimes the news we get is not what fits the narrative. i am ...

Corruption of american foreign policy. we are being asked to do something that is not in our interests, that the american people would not support. >> yeah, there's this -- a while ago there was an onion article, john bolton when those tankers were hit in the gulf that said an attack on two saudi oil tankers is an attack on all-americans, but i feel like i'm losing my mind watching people talk about this. obviously you don't want it to escalate. you don't want a hot war between saudis and iran and there are steps to be taken. what the heck is the u.s. interest in defending the saudi government...