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Putting in towards our thanksgiving feast. we will be eating slowly at my house. >> my daughter will be too. the title of the post in "the new york times" website, i thought it was parity. it was held, the kids are coming inside. like what? you can't make it up. truth is stranger than fiction nowadays. a "new york times" headline is the same as the onion headlines. the point is thanksgiving is thanksgiving and it's honoring family and celebrating each other and faith. all of those really beautiful things that are so above the dribble -- i'm just going to interrupt myself saying the worst part ...

>> yeah. you know, aclu official advocates banning a book. these are onion headlines, and yet this is where this party is. or i don't think that's where the party is. it's where the faction that gets all the headlines, and again, it goes in the blue bin. and the afblverage voter sees t and attaches it. i think it was tommy tupperville, the republican senator from alabama wanted to catch the democrats and he put defunding police up for a vote. it lost in the senate 99-0. no democrat voted for, but if you ask the average person are the democrats for defunding the police? oh, yeah. that's the dis...

And the former leader of the army of northern virginia in the confederacy, in the confederate army? do we really think this is a political statement we are making? this makes it a bigger story than it ever would have been for an hour people maybe made jokes about how robert e. lee snuck back into charlottesville despite the fact he was controversial. instead now we are probably going to be talking about how absurd this decision is for espn for a couple days to be honest. frankly it's emblematic of the world we have become that onion headlines are even too ridiculous for real life headlines now...