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The article quotes an expert calling tian-tian and mei xiang reproductively incompetent, saying she gets into the pancake position, flat on her stomach, legs outstretched. and rather than doing what you d think he d do naturally, he steps on to her back and stands there like a man who has just opened a large box from ikea and has no idea what to do next. eat the box is our guess. so, what do you do when your panda bear barely performs? you artificially inseminate. but for good measure, two pandas contributed to mei xiang s insemination. ti tian-tian and dow-gow, a romantic romeo who s never had his technique questioned out at the san diego zoo. so, who came through? they swabbed the cub s cheek to check the dna, and just like a paternity edition of the maury povich show you are not the father! reporter: only with a little more dignity. ....
That s mommy giving birth at the smithsonian national zoo. panda cubs are born so undeveloped, you can t even tell what sex they are, but almost two weeks after the birth, genetic testing has revealed it s a girl! it s got a fat, little belly. it s very active. it s very vocal. reporter: looking like a lizard with a twitch, but you d be twitching, too, if everyone were asking, who s your daddy? how could the zoo not know who the father was? i mean, it wasn t as if a female panda was out whooping it up with every panda bear in town. actually, the mama, mei xiang, is pretty much stuck with one suitor. but 16-year-old tian-tian was laying down on the job, but not with her. his big passion is bamboo. but when it comes to sex, well, the new yorker did a deliciously detailed article called bears do it, but pandas in captivity often won t. ....
you should bleep that word so they feel it s terrible. can we change the subject. oh, my word! andy. i have to hearing in my right ear. i would like to point that out. do we want to on colonize other planets with animals and what if they become amazing space beasts. i could not decide why we were doing this story and it was because the word space is in there. and you are peddling your space trooper theory. these species are going extinct for a reason. stop trying to save the pandas, they are stupid. why do we get excited because they are mating? they do not want to mate. let them die out gracefully. panda lovers send your ....
you should bleep that word so they feel it s terrible. can we change the subject. oh, my word! andy. i have to hearing in my right ear. i would like to point that out. do we want to on colonize other planets with animals and what if they become amazing space beasts. i could not decide why we were doing this story and it was because the word space is in there. and you are peddling your space trooper theory. these species are going extinct for a reason. stop trying to save the pandas, they are stupid. why do we get excited because they are mating? they do not want to mate. let them die out gracefully. panda lovers send your ....