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Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us, folks. cheers and applause thank you so much. Folks, im so glad youre here. Im so glad you have got love and youve got energy tonightment i come out here night after night, i dont do this show i dont do this show for 9 praise. I dont do this show for the money. I do this show to make your life better. cheers and applause jon . Stephen now folks, theres so much horrible news out there right now. The ebola epidemic is spreading. Isis continues their reign of terror and evidently, and i did not see this coming, the nfl employs some violent people. ...

Beer cans is going to go on display at the florida capital. Not kidding. Jon who gives a bleep . Cant you just pretend its a place for the wisemen to tie up the camels. How about that . You are turned about that pole. Its florida. You are lucky theres not a stripper named christmas swinging on it. Have you been to florida . I apologize you are upset ynch do i have to drive around with my kids to look for nativity scenes and be like oh, yeah kids theres baby jesus behind the festivus poll made out of pole made out of beer cans. Its nuts. [ laughter ] jon yes, that sounds relatively nuts. [laugh...

Folks, im so glad youre here. Im so glad you have got love and youve got energy tonightment i come out here night after night, i dont do this show i dont do this show for 9 praise. I dont do this show for the money. I do this show to make your life better. cheers and applause jon . Stephen now folks, theres so much horrible news out there right now. The ebola epidemic is spreading. Isis continues their reign of terror and evidently, and i did not see this coming, the nfl employs some violent people. laughter i know. Who could predict that . But no matter how rough the news gets, you know what ...

Christmas to keep the spirit of the season when christmas its very essence is under constant siege by someone, something. [laughter] its the subject of the new segment war on christmas bleep getting weird edition. First up. [ laughter ] the general patton of the war on christmas. Theres a crazier topic out there. Remember this classic seinfeld moment. Out of that a new holiday was born a festivus for the rest of us. Thats a classic ep said. The ep said was funny but not festivus. Jon yes, that episode was funny but not festivus the central comedic part of the episode. Not funny. Why is it not ...

Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good one for you tonight. My guest evangeline lilly. But first i dont know what that was. [laughter] we all know christmas is everyones favorite holiday, everyones. Earchs. [ laughter ] everyones. [ laughter ] but its difficult for even the state your namest defenders of christmas to keep the spirit of the season when christmas its very essence is under constant siege by someone, something....