[cheers and applause]. agreeing crazy! greg: crazy! put your tops back on. except you grandmother. it s friday. let s welcome tonight s guests. he is married to another dave which saves on mono-grammed towels. dave rubin. voted sexiest men alive charlie herd. new york times best selling author kat timpf. he s got a lot of influence over helicopter flight routes. new york times best selling author. [cheers and applause]. greg: all right. before we get to some news. ignore my new glasses. let s do this. greg s left overs. greg: all right. it s where i read the jokes we didn t use. it s my first time reading them so they suck. scientists in china have been able to keep a cloned monkey alive for 2 years. that s nothing. we kept our alive for fritsch. 45. [laughing]. monkey. this week green day performed a surprise set in new york subway with the show host jimmy falon. commuters shouted requests like please stop. [laughing]. [applauding]. [bleep]. g