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Used up [ bleep ] that i've seen. >> she was flinging mud instead of potting soil. >> organic potting soil. >> it was a side of martha we'd never seen. we expected the prison jokes at her expense. >> all these rappers on stage and martha stewart has done the most jail time. >> put your ankle bracelet on vibrate, so we don't have problems. >> justin bieber -- martha coughed and eyebrow. when it was her turn things came out of her mouth that we can't begin to repeat. >> lewd crist, you have three kids with three different women may i suggest [ bleep ] [ bleep ] on martha stewart bed linens. >> a...

Making a good dirty martini but did you know she was good at dirty jokes? >> reporter: if you think the only thing martha stewart can roast is turkey wait until you see her at the justin bieber roast. >> by the way, natasha, i do a lot of gardening but you are without a doubt the dirtiest used up [ bleep ] i have ever seen. >> reporter: she was flinging mud instead of potting soil. >> potting soil. >> reporter: it was a side of martha we'd never seen. we expected the prison jokes at her expense. >> all these rappers on stage and martha stewart has done the most jail time. >> reporter: put your...