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A bar in Fairfield, Ohio, has canceled an "off to prison" party for a woman convicted of operating a vehicle under the influence of marijuana—and it's looking...
Also all of the journalists in the room get very annoyed because they do research and they have questions. they spent a lot of time crafting questions so they can ask six things within a question and then when acosta sucks the oxygen out of the room, they want to have a secret prison party. >> jesse: we are hearing that no one likes him at cnn as well. jim acosta has yelled things during the white house easter i roll. he's yelled things during historic signing statements with kim jong un. he is called the president of the united states racist, refusing to pass the microphone to this white hous...
>> pressure to put on weight is one of the reasons we have the red sweat suits. there's no way we couldn't. we're creeping between the bullfrogs. >> i went from being too banana plants up to a feed seeding shark that sold pictures of different toys i want. and when i buy stickers for folks in prison, i bring milk, not back yard meth. it's a prison party. >> i'm bored by famine. i cannot wait for a medieval cookie, a cinnabon, hot yellow kool-aid, and save a pretzel for the gas jets! [ applause ] thank you. i wrote that. >> "i wrote that." all courtesy of the emerging geniuses of the 2012 presi...
Question. >> what is the rest of the world thinking when they see these things? >> he's the front runner. >> you can laugh but the message is spot on. do you want to live in a world without pizza? >> absolutely not. >> yes, i do, actually. especially when they inject the crust with cheese. seriously. >> good tv. >> i cannot wait for a medieval cookie, cinabon, hot yellow cool-aid and save a pretzel for the gas jets. >> your arm wouldn't defend you. it's better not to do it. when i buy stickers for folks in prison i bring milk not back yard meth. it's a prison party. >> so those are the previou...
Rice, and we miss pork chops in the summer and that's why beef aroni, garlic, peanut butter, purple flowers. >> we here are big fans of the bad lip reading political clips. we are excited today when the michele bachmann one came out. >> i whisk like two or three eggs and i changed my facebook pick to boring seagulls and the police agreed to find my stooges tape. i hope you don't come shoot at me. and when i buy folks for prisonen, i bring -- not methamphetamine. it is a prison party. >> it was like a lightning bolt from god. a reminder we have to do a correction on tonight's show. >> with one ...