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>> thank you, andy. >> phoning it in tonight ssments. >> what? >> phoning it in tonight. >> that is disconcerting. >> thought i would give you the courtesey of a heads up. >> that's a surprise. >> you have been good to me and i didn't want it to come as a surprise. >> okay. >> good show, greg. >> he wasn't kidding. let's welcome our guests. she is cuter than a my little pony strangling a smurf with a twizzler. check out her website, jill done son show.com -- dobson show.com, yes named after her, she is that vein. and marching bands would bang him at half time if he was symbols. and he is the...

>> it seems silly to talk about it now. >> i know. >> it is almost like you did this to avoid talking about anything. >> i know. >> well played. >> i know. >> go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she sleeps in an oven mitt. it is leeann tweeden. and he has been sleeping in our studio since friday and wearing the same shirt, gavin mcguinness. and his book how to [bleep] in public comes out in march and it is terrible -- ly wonderful. i am halfway through and enjoy every disgusting page. it is not for children. and writer and comedian jesse joyce. his latest cd is called pro-joyce. i...

She is a delight of the conservative right. she is the political commentator. her latest book is called demonic. how kittens and puppies are endangering america. well, she is funnier than a pack of hyenas, but robert kelly couldn't make it, writer, comedian and hot model for hot topic. his latest cd is called pro joyce. and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if acting talent were asteroids, i would do him in an arcade. sitting next to me is the great actor sean canin looking as ugly as ever of -- as ever. >> he is hooked on fon nicks. his progressive pining has leadership declining. goo...

>> i warned you about the toilet humor. >> that was a long road for something so -- >> did you like the payoff? >> no. let's welcome our guest. she is so steamy she fogs up mirrors on the sun. i am here with the former prosecutor and the co-ho of "the five." great show. at 5:00 p.m. eastern on fox newschannel if case you don't know what time it is on, even though it is called "the five." if lil lair tee was a boxcar hobos would ride him across country. his latest cd is called "pro joyce" a little word play there. and he is dead on the inside as well as the outside. it is my repulsive sidekick,...

Toilet humor. >> that was a long road for something so -- >> did you like the payoff? >> no. let's welcome our guest. she is so steamy she fogs up mirrors on the sun. i am here with the former prosecutor and the co-host of "the five." great show. at 5:00 p.m. eastern on fox newschannel if case you don't know what time it is on, even though it is called "the five." if lil lair tee was a boxcar hobos would ride him across country. his latest cd is called "pro joyce" a little word play there. and he is dead on the inside as well as the outside. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and his be...