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>> i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. >> this is gonna be a good show. >> are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? >> people say a good comedian doesn't have to cuss. and i thought, now that's [bleep] rubbish. >> how dirty is too dirty? >> why is all that so funny? >> i don't know. >> what you're about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. >> if you choose to go blue, you've got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there's nothing worse than that. >> you must promise me something. you won't get me in any trouble on the show tonight....

>> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> she bounces the little rubber ball up and down, okay? and she stands with her legs like this. and when the little ball bounces up and down, the little ball disappears. >> well, what are you bragging about? >> what? >> my wife does the same thing with a basketball. >> sure. >> yeah, she does it the hard way. she's knock-kneed. >> vaudeville is clean. burlesque is dirty. the thing about burlesque is that audience is all male. you're not going to burlesque to see the comic, okay? you're going to see the boobs. >> the dean martin celebrity roast coming to you from the mgm g...

[applause] looked i would like you to know that i canceled a proctologist appointment to be here tonight. [laughter] and i think i made a mistake. [laughter] looked in the late 60s and 1970s they would televise roast but they were sanitized versions of what you actually see at the friars club. worked as a lot of reasons i wish it on to this man tonight but first while he is a talent i love the italian people. sent to me in brooklyn on a saturday night. [laughter] >> the televise roast of dean trayvon martin that were always so funny and it was fun to see. but there's something about those in p...

The thing about burlesque is that audience is all male. you're not going to burlesque to see the comic. okay? you're going to see the boobs. >> the dean martin celebrity roast coming from the mgm grand hotel. >> dean, i'd like you to know that i canceled a proctologist appointment to be here tonight. and i think i made a mistake. >> so in the late '60s and 1970s they would televise friars club roasts, but they were sanitized versions of what you would actually see at the friars club. >> there's a lot of reasons why we should honor this man tonight. first of all italian, i love italian people. ...

Not going to burlesque to see the comic but to see the boobs. >> the dean martin celebrity roast coming from the mgm grand hotel. >> dean, liked you to know that i canceled a proctologist appointment to be here tonight. and i think i made a mistake. >> so in the late '60s and 1970s would televise friars club roasts but sanitized versions of what you would actually see the friars club. >> there's a lot of reasons why we should honor this man tonight. first of all italian, i love italian people. never forget, who said to me in brooklyn on a saturday night.