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Will even degeneres. it became the most retweeted photo in history. ellen said let's put a picture together. hollywood stars could not help but all crowd into the shot. then she had the pizza delivery. the oscars were about a lot of things including mostes and the dresses. so julie banderas has been boiling it down for us. >> president obama held the previous world record. she packed in plenty of punch lines including mocking hollywood's inclement weather as of lately. >> welcome to the oscars. for those of you watching around the world. it has been a tough couple days for us. it's been rainin...

Well, sunday, of course, a big day for the state of new jersey. not only hosting the super bowl, it's also groundhog day. groundhog day is different in new jersey. in new jersey, if chris christie sees his shadow, six more weeks of bad traffic. >> oh, my goodness. they are clever. >> it goes on and on and on. we will miss that voice. >> late night is getting a makeover. viewers will have to say good-bye to jay leno. next thursday, he will pass the tonight torch to jimmy fallon. >> punch lines and guests. the departure is bittersweet. we have nischelle turner with more.

>> piazza: gary coleman had this kidney condition. so that he couldn't grow. he would never grow past the size of a 7-year-old or an 8-year-old. so in later seasons it started to get awkward when you have this 15-, 16-year-old trapped in the body of a 7-year-old. >> brown: they really tried to keep him as a child for as long as possible. so while his sister and brother on the show started aging and they became teenagers and they dated and they did more mature things, gary was left to kind of be a pre-teen for more than five or six years, and that was very difficult for him. imagine being 15 ye...

Options for americans to enroll as possible, to help meet the pent up demand that beef seen. >> reporter: it's a white house mission to rescue the policy from the punch lines. >> yesterday president obama urged americans not to be put off by the obama care website and he offered alternative ways to enroll such as using the mail. then the president got back on his horse and rode off to spread the news to the next town. let's go! >> reporter: as for those enr l enrollment numbers, the white house says the federal numbers for healthcare.gov will not be ready till next month. as for the news comin...

How republicans in the house would like to keep those punchlines coming, cnn has obtained, john, the house republican playbook, "because of obama care i lost my insurance." we just obtained this in the last hour, it was first reported by a roll call in the "new york times" but if you flip through it, john, it gives examples and samples to house republican lawmakers of talking points, social media, sample op-eds, you name it, in the battle against obama care. >> i'm sure that book is not in the white house happy reading list, jim. >> reporter: it is not. >> there are two systems in place, the h...