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like, what if, like, "titanic," like part two and we always look at the lifeboats and see, i wonder if there would be enough for everyone and just kind of joke about it, but now, you know, it actually happens. >> it was terrifying at the time, definitely. but, i mean, i don't know -- >> now that we're safe -- >> yeah. i'm just glad to be back on land. >> search and rescue teams are still in the waters trying to determine whether there are any other survivors or bodies that could be recovered from that wreckage. thus far, we understand that confirmation of five people have been killed...

>> on the streets. >> how you doing, ma'am? >> and in chance encounters. doing their best to win friends and influence people. pilgrims armed with punch lines in hopes of shattering a few stereo types. they call their tour, the muslims are coming. nearly half of all americans a mitt to feeling some prejudice towards muslim. in a funny way, the comics are fighting for their civil rights. >> i just love saying nbc's harry smith. so, this is fascinates, but how do they steal themselves against the hurt? the slurs? >> it's interesting because all humor is braced in gree vens. as they went down the...

Surrounding north korea, no. in this information world, more information is going to come in and it will destabilize north korea over the long-term. in the short-term, i think the best case scenario here is there's a relatively smooth transition. >> and this is all happening in the middle of an election campaign here so the president will not have as much running room as we otherwise might and no matter what steps he takes, you're sure to hear if the other side as well. thank you very much. and up next, fighting prejudice. with punch lines. rock centers harry smith joining us. [ male announcer...

workers burning off the beaks of chicks without painkillers. it shows one swinging around a bird with a rope. the undercover footage comes from its facility in colorado. it produces the eggs for mcdonald's. 27-year-old nathan runkle is the executive director for mercy for animals, a company he founded when he was 15 years old. they're dedicated to preventing cruelty to farm animals. >> to know that this abuse was taking place for mcdonald's and egg mcmuffins and appalls pea. we're hoping the company steps up to the plate and makes meaningful policy changes. >> after they were exposed...

"outfront" tonight, whoa, whoa, whoa. the markets soared, the dow up 339 points. nasdaq and s&p up more than 3%. and there were two big reasons why. one, america defied skeptics with american consumers spending money. the u.s. economy grew 2.5% in the third quarter. twice as fast as the prior quarter. look at it compared to earlier this year. 2.5% isn't great overall. but it is a lot better than a lot of doomsayers expected. the other big news was europe. they made a deal to bail out greece. that deal also, not that great. but after 14 summits, any deal was enough to juice the market...