"It's Over. Check, Please!" - Portland Mercury
February 14 is a big date, but not for the sappy romantic reasons you may have in mind. Nay, Valentine’s Day marks the end of cuffing season, that time between Thanksgiving and this Hallmark-ass holiday where many of us can’t bear the idea of being alone with our thoughts and Hitachi magic wands. If the thought of spending one more week with your significant other feels worse than being in a blunt rotation with Ron...
Source: portlandmercury.com
