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Created with Sketch. Becoming a parent means mastering diaper changes, car seat installation and firm but fair discipline. It also provides the opportunity to hone some more ... unusual skills, like hosting toy funerals, perfectly reheating coffee that’s gone cold and sounding extra enthusiastic about very boring occurrences. Over the years, the funny moms and dads of Twitter have shared the new abilities they’ve gained through child rearing, and needless to say, they’re relatable. Below, we’ve rounded up 35 funny tweets about parents’ special skills. Enjoy! As the parent of a 5yo boy, I can name all the dinosaurs and none of my coworkers.— Northern Lights ������ (@PinkCamoTO) April 28, 2015
Created with Sketch. Parents tell their fair share of white lies, but kids have a special flair for stretching the truth. From implausible excuses for messes to fully fabricated stories, the creativity of children’s lies is often impressive. That’s the impression we get from the hilarious parents of Twitter anyway. We’ve rounded up 25 funny tweets about the lies kids tell. Enjoy! My 8yo just tried to convince me that there's sugar all over his mouth because he tripped and landed on a donut.— JennyPentland GED (@JennyPentland) April 16, 2014 Me: What happened to Ken? I just caught my son lying to me. I made him promise to never lie to me ever again. He swore that he wouldn't. I'm pretty sure that's a lie.— Adam Mordecai (@advodude) January 21, 2014
Parenthood brings a whole host of unexpected challenges, changes and new experiences. While every child is different, some aspects of raising kids are universal. At least that’s what the funny parents of Twitter would have us believe. We’ve rounded up 50 “welcome to parenthood” tweets that sum up life with kids. Welcome to parenthood. Every piece of trash in your house is now a makeshift toy that you are not allowed to throw out.— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 21, 2018 Welcome to parenthood. Getting stuck in traffic for 30 minutes on your way home from a doctor's appointment is now your "me time".— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) August 10, 2018
6y: YESTERDAY I WAS PLAYING ROBLOX AND— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) August 22, 2017 Please refer to the syllabus for today's lesson in Middle Grade Mondays, I'm going to need you to download the supplementary materials of Roblox and Fortnite's Party Hub— Kwame “Big Denim” Mbalia (@KSekouM) May 4, 2020 Whenever I want quiet time, I ask my kid how to Minecraft a Pikachu in Roblox.— Marl (@Marlebean) May 26, 2020 No one: My kid: “Let me give you a 43-minute tour of my Roblox house, starting with my rainbow-themed kitchen.”— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 31, 2020 I’m staying 6 feet away from my kids. I’m not social distancing, I just need a break from Roblox stories.— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 28, 2020