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30 Funny Tweets About Kids' Bedtime Excuses

"No one has more s**t on their to-do list than a kid who’s just been told it’s bedtime."

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Funny Tweets About Kids' Bedtime Excuses

"No one has more s**t on their to-do list than a kid who’s just been told it’s bedtime."

Jennifer-lizza , Midgard-midgardmomma , Robin-obryant , Alex-nevil-thealexnevil , Audra-mcdonald-audraequalitymc , James-breakwell , Amy-dillon , Richard-dean , Twitter , Shell , Dadman-walking , Exploding-unicorn

Tweets About The Pain Of Sleep Training

"Sleep training children is a type of hazing."
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05/12/2021 10:46am EDT
Infant sleep training may seem like an impossible task, yet many parents swear by it. So naturally, many funny parents also tweet about it ― from their personal failures to their hilarious musings about the entire concept.
We’ve rounded up 23 tweets about sleep training from parents who know the struggle.
Surprisingly, losing your mind and whisper-yelling "You are fine, there's nothing wrong with you" at 2:37am is not effective sleep training.— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) May 5, 2016
Oooh that’s awesome that your baby responded well to sleep training! My kid’s a pro at sleep training too. In fact, she’s been training me to need less and less sleep since the day she was born.— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 17, 2019

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50 Funny Tweets About The Things Parents Repeat

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Kids tend to have selective hearing when it comes to requests from their parents. Naturally, that leads to a lot of repetition.
The hilarious parents of Twitter have shared truly relatable tweets lamenting the surprising number of times they say things like, “Don’t lick the door!” and “With soap!”
Below, we’ve rounded up 50 too-real tweets about the things parents repeat. Enjoy!
If you’re on the fence about having kids, repeat “Put your shoes on, please” 100 times in a row until you’re in a blinding rage & see if it’s right for you.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 6, 2018

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Funny Tweets About The Lies Kids Tell

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Parents tell their fair share of white lies, but kids have a special flair for stretching the truth.
From implausible excuses for messes to fully fabricated stories, the creativity of children’s lies is often impressive. That’s the impression we get from the hilarious parents of Twitter anyway.
We’ve rounded up 25 funny tweets about the lies kids tell. Enjoy!
My 8yo just tried to convince me that there's sugar all over his mouth because he tripped and landed on a donut.— JennyPentland GED (@JennyPentland) April 16, 2014
Me: What happened to Ken?
I just caught my son lying to me. I made him promise to never lie to me ever again. He swore that he wouldn't. I'm pretty sure that's a lie.— Adam Mordecai (@advodude) January 21, 2014

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