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but we've got a valentine's day card from a very important person today and it's our favorite vp. take it away kamala. ♪ >> hey valentine. there's a time to celebrate valentine's day and that time is now, for celebrating. because it's the time. love kamala. [cackling laugh] >> greg: how sweet of her. i think she sent a few. here's another. ♪ >> hey valentine. thanks for the candy, but i would have preferred a venn diagram and a yellow school bus you could see with your own eyes. [cackling laugh] love kamala. >> greg: last one. >> hey valentine, [cackling laugh] love kamala. >> gr...

planes. >> we are laser-focused on confirming their nature and purpose. >> reporter: three day, three unidentified objects shot down by u.s. fighters. no precedent. >> efforts are actively under way right now at all sites to find what's left of those objects so we can better understand and communicate with the american people what they are. >> reporter: no shortage of unanswered questions, driving a robust all-of-government response from president biden. >> every element of the government will redouble their efforts to understand and mitigate these events. >> reporter: recovery effor...

through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just can't believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? you're not alone. ultimately i think that's what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because it's what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you're driving that anyone who's driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a mani...

feel like we get to know these sitcom characters. they're your friends. i don't think it's gonna pivot anymore. you think they were purely selfish and purely immature. are you still master of your domain? queen of the castle. you hope that you'll have those kinds of relationships in your life tonight is about celebrating our enduring bond as friends, neighbors family to see you, too, girl where you going? carnival? friends sometimes it's more family than the people that you're related to. something's bothering you. i've never been happier. trying to make you way in the world having a...

want it. what do you want? you want comedy? one. cramer, stop it. and boom. there you go. situation comedy. zynga. 23 minutes of magic. it's so tasty, too. in love with these characters you talking about willis? we need to laugh at of the shelves. you hide my clothes . i'm wearing everything you own. laughter opens you up, okay. ready? oh we might be afraid to talk about some people that were supposed to protect us didn't do the right thing like racism. so the cops are the bad guys, you know, class wars. that and gender diversity. hi, girls. you can reach in and really touch people's...