Oh, my goodness. Stop it. Stop it. To stop addressing me with your eyes or chyme kidding continue. Happy thursday everybody. The director of men in black says that will smith so badly onset that the cast and crew had to be evacuated for three hours. In d. C. They call that pulling a biden. On the bright side it was the last time anyone in the cast or crew made a joke about his wife s hair. Kamala harris has now gone 74 days without holding an official press conference since emerging as the democratic nominee. Her husband has gone 1000 days without banging a nanny. According to a report, three women are claiming to have had romantic relationships with rfk jr. In the last year. Just three? you call yourself a kennedy. All downhill from him. Italian women earned a guinness world record when her tongue was confirmed to have more girth than a pingpong ball. Is she willing to travel asked one man. Kamala harris was finally on the ground in the swath of destruction caused by helene. Apparentl
[cheering and applause] [laughter] stop it! stop it! stop it! i would blush if i had any blood in my body. Happy thursday everyone. It s been two days since cnn announced they are bringing back brian stelter, two days and already jake tapper has had to bring back his refrigerator lock. Once again the biden doj has formerly accused russia of election interference. I guess what is old is new if your president has dementia. [laughter] liz cheney says she is voting for kamala harris. Well then kamala has my vote says one man. That s benedict arnold for all of you nonhistory buffs. A las vegas woman told police she stole an expensive casket containing a body because she blacked out from drinking. But don t worry the corpse was returned safely. [laughter] hunter biden pled guilty to tax evasion. He tried to use an alford plea which would allow him to plead guilty while maintaining his innocence. Se wanted to to have it both ways. Which he also wrote off on his taxes. [laughter] california is
[ cheering and applause ] [ ] greg i know, i know you missed us, he missed us, didnt you i get it happy wednesday everybody. Joe biden had a big way and on Super Tuesday, he woke up. Consider the alternative i mean the president did lose American Samoa and when he found out he said it was a shame i really like their cookies. Meanwhile donald trump went 141 losing only vermont, vermont has a population of over 645,000 people or his trump calls of them total losers. Nikki haley suspended her president ial campaign after a series of Super Tuesday losses with 46 delegates compared to trump getting 741 and still called it a success proving once again women cant do mast. According to a report the Biden Administration has flown 320 illegal aliens for airports. Joe claims to having things in common with these people as they dont speak english either. Charles barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing trump mug shot tshirts luckily as victims wont have to worry about him h
[ cheering and applause ] [ ] greg i know, i know you missed us, he missed us, didnt you i get it happy wednesday everybody. Joe biden had a big way and on Super Tuesday, he woke up. Consider the alternative i mean the president did lose American Samoa and when he found out he said it was a shame i really like their cookies. Meanwhile donald trump went 141 losing only vermont, vermont has a population of over 645,000 people or his trump calls of them total losers. Nikki haley suspended her president ial campaign after a series of Super Tuesday losses with 46 delegates compared to trump getting 741 and still called it a success proving once again women cant do mast. According to a report the Biden Administration has flown 320 illegal aliens for airports. Joe claims to having things in common with these people as they dont speak english either. Charles barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing trump mug shot tshirts luckily as victims wont have to worry about him h
i miss that. happy friday, everybody. i love fridays spirit i love fridays because right now we welcome tonight s guests. doctors recommend his act as a general anesthetic. razor.com owner. he is the guy on the photo when you buy a new picture. his parents are in the audience and i feel terrible first box unfriend hosts. she has perfected her smirk by being a. kat timpf. and finally, he has never been bit off more than he can chew heavyweight champion tyrus. all right. before we get to some news stories, it is friday. greg s leftovers. leftovers. and as always it is the first time for me to be reading them so if they suck, it is not on me . i like doing that. earlier this week president biden setting plans to visit th southern border for the first time. only because hunter is running low on fentanyl. i should have used that one. a popular adult star who is now a data scientist claims he had more than she did have showers in 2022. and i ve never had either, s