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Thank you so much for all your condolences regarding Small Head Ted. They mean so much to Liana and me. It turns out people who knew Ol' Ted previously read my tribute to him and contacted us. Boy were we wrong about Old Skeds having a woman owner. ....
1) Whenever Kurt Cobain, Phil Hartman, John Candy, Len Bias, or that guy from Blind Melon, etc. is mentioned in casual conversation, make sure to let everyone know you were alive when they died, and how sad you were when you heard they were dead. ....
If you could bite anyone in this world, past or present, who would it be? Every time I am being detained by a prolonged ATF squad searching my home for mattress tags I've removed UNDER PENALTY OF LAW, I like to kick this question around the ol'. ....
One of the great things I can claim in my life is that I've been threatened by a pirate. Liana acknowledges my life was indeed threatened by a pirate, but insists my sweet, sweet booty had nothing to do with it. I disagree. Given the correlation. ....
A successful April Fool's Joke is one that people think is true, but isn't. It is therefore hard to tell whether my last April Fool's joke was a success. Is it a success when people click on the links for more information? How about when they don't. ....