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Coming up, mackey and morrell face of on. it will be a showdown for ages. until then, some trivia.

Abuse from sam? >> yes because i can't grow a beard. it doesn't mean i am not cool or tough because i was in an arm wrestling weekend. >> can robots replace your friends? pepper is designed to give you undivided attention. could this bot replace your bro? >> i don't like it, tom. i don't like it at all. they said i am going to see sam morrell's comedy show. they said i can't. i am hanging out with a friendly robot. >> are robots better than people? >> what is this? $10,000 it cost? a pasty white thing to make uncomfortable small talk? i can do that with joe mackey for free. >> graphic, graphic...

Dicaprio is getting laid. you are wrong, hip sister. also a beard and an old lady turning away this is -- seeing an entertainer try to do this to an old lady is like joe macke in a nursing home. >> does this mean beards are no longer in style? >> i don't think they were ever in style. >> what wasn't in that segment is he kissed rachel mcadams. that is like getting robust with sam morrell and getting kissed by joe mackey. gee wizz. >> did you call the editor of "vogue" that old lady? >> no. i was referring to the hypothetical lady. >> you referred to him as massage nighs and small minded. >> ca...

Let's get to the news. with marijuana becoming legal across the country, the companies are racing to develop a breathalyzer for weed. will it work? joe, would you feel safer with a pot breathalyzer? >> yes, i would. we need to get these drug users and put them behind bars, sam morrell. people say if you smoke pot it doesn't affect your driving ability. i say why the heck are you smoking it then? >> sam, are you worried this will catch people even when they aren't high? >> we know who is high. does anybody not know who is high? there is already something you can put in your mouth to let you kno...

>> when are you going to pay me back for that? >> never. you've been greased. >> should grease -- how did you get that graphic? >> make friends with the graphics team, dude. graphics! >> i didn't even know about that. >> you dwn't have friends. >> should the u.s. sit back and do nothing as the country that created democracy and brought us uncle jesse crumble? >> you know, i think if we are going back into the greek history air aristotle would be rolling in his grave because they are ruled by an aristocracy. >> and sock raw tease would -- sock raw tease would say i know i know nothing and i kno...