'He was David Jones, a normal bloke': how Ricky Gervais and David Bowie became friends
Ricky Gervais with David Bowie Credit: BBC Little fat man who sold his dream Chubby little loser, national joke Pathetic little fat man, no one’s bloody laughing The clown that no one laughs at, they all just wish he’d die So depressed at being useless, fatso takes his own life He’d blow his stupid brains out But the t___ would probably miss He sold his soul for a shot at fame Catchphrases, wigs and the jokes are lame He’s got no style, he’s got no grace He’s banal and facile, he’s a fat waste of space
Source: telegraph.co.uk
